Snatcher comic
from unknown issue of PC Engine Fan Magazine
Loose translations
under each panel
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Snatcher Da!
A joke on Parodius Da! Weird enough
since Parodius is a joke on Gradius... From left to right, the captions
read "Snatcher Moai", "Pengilian", "Busty Mika", "Fugu", "Jamie Mikayo" |
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| Stage 1 Tips for Daily Living |
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Gillian Thank
you for joining us, I'm Gillian from JUNKER
Jamie Good morning, today we'll
be talking about winter Snatcher extermination. |
Gilian First of all, they really
hate sunshine.
Look for them in a dark damp place like
the kitchen.
Jamie We'll open the door now |
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| Roach
Ah, there's one. |
Man
Sorry but I'm not a Snatcher. |
Gillian Sometimes
they pretend they are not Snatchers, but just kill them anyway. |
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Jamie Well done!
Gillian When
you get rid of the body, make sure you put it out on a "non burnable" trash
pickup day. See you next time!! |
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Man Hah Ha,
I'm fully protected so I don't have to worry about skin damage. |
Note that in Japan, "burnable", "non burnable" and "recyclable" trash
are picked up on separate days.
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Random Don't Move!!
Man You're a Bounty Hunter
aren't you!? How did you know!? |
Random
Even though it's so damn hot, you're wearing too much clothes.
Man Oops. |
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| Stage 3 Tips for Daily Living Part
2 |
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Gillian Hello everyone.
Today we'll talk about how to exterminate Snatchers outdoors.
Jamie This is a Snatcher
isn't it |
Gillian All
right, if you see someone dressed like this, exterminate them quickly or
call the JUNKER office. |
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| Man
Hey lady |
Man Hey! Look at this!
Jamie AHHHHH! |
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Stage 4 Taking off your
clothes solves all problems!! |
Gillian It's very important
to exterminate them as quickly as possible.
Jamie See you next week!
Random That was a human... |
Jamie Sorry
about this...
Man You're Fired! |
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