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|0x381c:||A...Ahem... This is investigator|
|0x3853:||It's about your father.|
|0x3878:||He wants to come home. If you|
leave him where he is, I don't
think he'll be around much
|0x38e6:||Are you listening to what I'm|
|0x391d:||This is your own father I'm|
|0x3948:||Is he...Is he doing all right?|
|0x3967:||No he's not. As a matter of|
fact, he looks ill.
|0x3998:||...Is that...is that so?|
|0x39b1:||I'm sure you two must have had|
some problems, but he's still your
|0x3a11:||Thank you for taking the trouble|
of informing me of the situation,
|0x3a62:||Despite how poorly you've treated|
him, your father still calls out
your name everyday.
|0x3ab9:||Really?!...Pop does that?|
|0x3adf:||Forgive me...Pop. Please forgive|
|0x3b05:||Where?! Where is he?|
|0x3b1a:||He's in the South Itayado area|
of the SN district. Go and take
|0x3b64:||Yes. I will! I'm leaving right|
|0x3b8b:||I can't thank you enough...|
|0x3ba7:||Thank me by taking good care of|
your dad this time.
|0x3bdb:||You did a good thing, Gillian.|
|0x3c0e:||Hi! I'm Stella the Stegasaur.|
|Thanks for calling! Will you be|
|0x3c57:||Hi! I'm Stella the Stegasaur.|
|Thanks for calling me! I'm so|
|0x3c9d:||Hi! My name is Stella the|
Stegasaur and I think I like you!
|Thanks for calling me and don't|
forget to tell your friends to
|0x3d22:||Hi. I'm Christy. What's your|
|0x3d4e:||Hi Christy, I'm Gillian.|
|0x3d67:||Hi. I'm Christy. What's your|
|0x3d93:||Er... Um... John.|
|0x3dd0:||That's an interesting name.|
What is it?
|0x3e13:||What did you say?|
|0x3e25:||I, I, I said its... Phoenician.|
|0x3e46:||Oh come on. What's your real|
|0x3e78:||Oh Yeah?!? How did ya finally|
get off that island?
|0x3eab:||No, I said Gillian!|
|0x3ebf:||I'm just teasing ya honey. So|
what did ya call for?
|0x3ef4:||So, you're interested in "Love",|
|0x3f1a:||Yeah, that's right. Very|
interested, if you know what I
|0x3f59:||Oh yeah. I know what you mean.|
You want "LOVE", don't you?
|0x3f95:||YEAH, YEAH. LOVE, LOVE. Do|
you know where I can get some?
|0x3fd1:||Sure, baby, I know where you can|
get some. The question is how
bad do you want it?
|0x4025:||I want it real bad.|
|0x4039:||How bad is bad?|
|0x4049:||Let me put it this way. If I was|
a cat, I'd be cleaning myself.
|0x408a:||O.K., I get it. Anyway, if you|
want the real thing, I'll give you
another number to call, o.k.?
|0x40eb:||Yeah, O.k. And I can get the|
kind of Love I'm looking for
|0x412d:||Oh yes. You'll never feel so|
loved. The number is 39-6004.
|0x416a:||Oh come on little buddy, you know|
you didn't call for a
conversation. You should at
least be honest with yourself.
|0x41de:||Well...I suppose you're right about|
|0x4208:||Sure I am. If you aren't honest|
with yourself, you'll lose touch
|0x4258:||Wow. That's truly profound. By|
the way, what do you look like?
What are you wearing?
|0x42af:||What would you say if I told you|
I was 5'10" with long straight
blonde hair, and my
measurements were 38-24-36.
|0x431f:||I'd probably say something like|
|0x434b:||And what if I told you I was|
wearing a black leather teddy
and thigh-high boots?
|0x439c:||If that were the case, I'd|
probably say "gulp" or something
|0x43e1:||And if you said that, I'd|
probably counter with "Oooh, I
wish you were here with me now.
I'm sooo lonely!" or some
|0x4468:||Is that right?|
|0x4477:||But, that wouldn't be very honest.|
|0x449a:||What do you mean? You're not a|
beautiful sexy blonde?
|0x44d0:||Oh sure I am. I'm more|
beautiful and sexier than you
|0x4513:||Then what do you mean about not|
|0x4541:||I mean that I would rather|
perform toenail surgery on
myself than be alone with you.
|0x459c:||I'm so glad we had this|
conversation. It sounded like you
needed to take a reality check.
Bye now, and better luck with
Mary Ann. (Hangs Up)
|0x463e:||Damn! ...I've been had!|
|0x4656:||You were deceived? Women will|
do that if you give them the
|0x4699:||Phooey! on them!|
|0x46aa:||It was just a "Stella the|
Stegasaur" talk line. Do you
derive some perverse pleasure
out of listening to it?
|0x4718:||N...No. It's not like that! I|
|0x4749:||Isn't that from a movie or|
|0x476f:||Well, yes. As a matter of fact...|
|0x4792:||For some reason, I've sort of|
grown attached to this 'Stella'.
|0x47d1:||Gillian, I didn't realize you were|
into that 'weird' stuff!
|0x480d:||I like you too Stella!...|
|0x4831:||Gillian, there is something deeply|
twisted about you.
|0x4867:||Today's Neo Kobe weather|
forecast. Today will be clear
due to a high-pressure system
moving in from the south.
|0x48d7:||But, the National Observatorium|
has reported that the hole in the
ozone layer continues to increase
|0x4944:||They recommend that if you're|
going out of the house, you
should liberally apply a thick
coating of "Anti-UV" sunscreen.
|0x49bd:||Clear day, huh?|
|0x49cd:||The weather is our ally. The|
increase in Ultra-Violet rays
will limit their movement.
|0x4a24:||We should continue the|
investigation while this weather
|0x4a63:||Neo Kobe weather for the day|
will be as follows...
|0x4a96:||Acid rain will fall sometime|
during the morning hours,
clearing up by the afternoon.
|0x4aeb:||Finally it looks like the weather|
is gonna improve.
|0x4b1f:||It appears so.|
|0x4b2e:||Tomorrow's Neo Kobe weather|
will be as follows...
|0x4b60:||Radioactive 'heavy rain' will|
continue to fall throughout the
day, making things a little
gloomy. And in some areas, we
have a SNOW-9 warning in
|0x4bfa:||Rain, huh? It really gives me the|
|0x4c23:||Neo Kobe has an abundance of|
rainfall this time of the year.
|0x4c60:||Rain again!? When is it ever|
gonna clear up?
|0x4c8d:||This is the Neo Kobe Fire|
Department emergency line...
|0x4cc4:||Please report the type of|
emergency, status, location and
|This call will be automatically|
recorded, so please speak in a
calm, quiet voice.
|0x4d58:||Its very wrong to make a prank|
call to the fire department.
|0x4d94:||Gillian, don't call the Fire|
Department if you have no
|0x4dd6:||This is Miss Hayasaka at Konami.|
Thanks for your continued
|0x4e1a:||Finally, Konami's famous|
"SNATCHER" will be released
worldwide. We're so happy that
Konami fans and fanatics will
now be able to play this game.
|0x4eac:||Although the characters in this|
game are all fictitious, after
playing the game, I really felt
that I knew the characters as
real people. Also, this is the
first game I've ever played that
continually gave me strong
feelings, just like watching a
|0x4fb1:||Gillian Seed, a man without|
memories, the romance of all the
beautiful women around him.
Also, that enigmatic Bounty
Hunter, Random Hajile. And who
could ever forget Gillian's
sidekick, Metal Gear mk II...
|0x5080:||I felt sad when things went bad|
for the characters, and I also
learned many things about love
|0x50ee:||I'm sure everyone has seen a|
movie, read a book, or heard
music that stays with you and
that you never forget.
"SNATCHER" is that type of
work. I hope it is for you too.
|0x5199:||I'm very grateful that I was able|
to meet all of you in this game
and I want to continue helping to
bring you exciting and moving
software, so keep rooting for us.
|0x523d:||Thanks again for calling.|
|0x5257:||Just to thank you for calling all|
the time, I'm going to let you in
on some super-secret
|0x52bd:||I'm going to tell you the|
videophone number of Konami
HQ's R&D Information.
|0x531d:||Once again, thanks for calling.|
I'll tell you one more secret.
|0x535c:||The R&D staff data is all|
available on Jordan.
|0x538b:||You can even find out all about|
|0x53af:||Bye Bye now!|
|0x53bc:||...Hello, this is Mitsuhiro Togo.|
|0x53de:||Hi, this is Mitsuhiro Togo. I've|
just stepped out to the 7-11. If
you want, please leave a message
and I'll get back to you.
|0x545d:||Hi this is Mitsuhiro Togo. I've|
just gonre out to 7-11 to pick up
a stuffed bean burrito. Please
leave a message.
|0x54d1:||Hi, nice to meet you. My family|
is made up of my daughter and
my extremely tough wife, who
also serves as our bodyguard.
|0x554b:||My hobby is constructing IBM-PC|
AT compatible hardware. Our
personal computer is hooked up to
a network, but is not open to the
|0x55d4:||I am an expert in MS-DOS and|
Windows, so if you have any
questions, please ask.
|0x5624:||Well...talk to you later. Bye!|
|0x5644:||Hey! What are you doing,|
hanging up like that!?
|0x5674:||He seems to be rather|
|0x5699:||Ever since that jerk got|
married, he never goes out
|0x56d6:||He's out huh....I thought we could|
play some Mahjong...!
|0x570f:||Gillian, You don't have time for|
Mahjong, do you? We're working
on a case.
|0x575a:||Oh yeah, well excuuuuse me!|
|0x5776:||That guy practically lives at|
|0x579a:||If he has any free time at all,|
he's always at 7-11 or the
|0x57e0:||Hello, this is Nakamura... huh?|
You're asking me if I want to
buy some "Junker's Rush"?
|0x5839:||What the hell are you saying?!|
|0x5858:||It's adrenaline gum. You chew it|
and get an energy burst. Wanna
try some tonight?
|0x58ac:||Gillian!! What ARE you doing?|
|0x58ca:||No, hey. I just want some pocket|
|0x58f5:||What are you talking about? You|
can't sell that?!
|0x5927:||O.K. Hey, Nakamura? You need|
some Blaster bullets?
|0x595b:||Gillian, you had better straighten|
up and fly right!
|0x5990:||I can't believe you're trying to|
sell me that stuff! Get the hell
off my videophone now!
|0x59e9:||Hi, this is Nakamura. What?!|
You again?!.. Don't call again!
|0x5a31:||This is a message for all of you|
who bought Lethal Enforcers.
|I LOVE YOU!!! This game is|
also Justifier-compatible, so have
|0x5ab4:||I will continue trying to make|
software that will move you,
surprise you, delight and amaze
|0x5b15:||I THINK I SMELL A RAT IN MY|
HOUSE, BABY I BELIEVE HE'S
GOT JUST TWO LEGS, YEAH!
|0x5b65:||Chie, would you turn that down,|
|0x5b95:||Moshi Moshi. Burausuteen desu.|
|0x5bc0:||Oh...Hello? You speak English?|
|0x5bdf:||No. I live in Japan. I speak|
Japanese. What language was
|0x5c21:||That WAS Japanese.|
|0x5c34:||I don't get it!|
|0x5c44:||Well, technically, you're speaking|
Japanese in the world of the
game, but it's translated into
English so that everyone can
|0x5cd0:||I don't have any idea what the|
hell you're talking about! By the
way, was that Buddy Guy?
|0x5d2a:||Yeah, that's right. You're into|
Buddy too, huh? Y'know Gillian,
you're a lucky guy. You get to
do all these exciting things,
surrounded by beautiful women
who flirt with you constantly.
|0x5de6:||Yeah well, you know how it is.|
Some people got it...
|0x5e1b:||And all I do is sit in front of|
this terminal writing funny, sexy
stuff for you to do! Ow! Kiwi!
Don't bite! There, take that!
|0x5eaa:||Hah. That'll teach you!|
|0x5ec3:||Don't hurt her! It's amazing|
she's survived this long!
|0x5efa:||I'll say! She should be dead!|
She's over 55 years old! By the
way, she's not the hurt one.
Look, I'm bleeding!
|0x5f69:||Oooohhh! That's a bad one! Yes,|
it is strange that she's lived this
long. I guess it's her positive
|0x5fde:||Look, sorry, I gotta run now.|
I'm conducting an investigation.
|0x601d:||Yeah well, I know how it turns|
|0x604c:||Forget it! Good luck, Junker!|
|0x606a:||REALLY DON'T MIND IF YOU|
SIT THIS ONE OUT...
|0x6097:||Hello. Oh hold on a minute, o.k.?|
|0x60ba:||Sorry about that...Hello?|
|0x60d4:||Who is this?|
|0x60e1:||I don't know, you called me.|
|0x60fe:||Listen, this is Gillian Seed from|
the Junker Agency. Who is this?
|0x6141:||It's Gillian Seed from the Junker|
Agency. That's what you just
|0x618a:||Hmmmmpphhh! What number is|
|0x61ab:||How many guesses?|
|0x61bd:||Dddoooo! Listen here, I want to|
talk to Jeremy.
|0x61ed:||Well why didn't you say so?|
|0x6215:||Who are you? Why are you|
harassing my wife? Oh, it's you
Gillian? What do you want?
|0x6269:||Do you still have my copy of|
"Crest of a Knave"?
|0x629a:||Uh yeah, but...Ouch! Hey you|
little monster! Get out of there!
|0x62f3:||Yeah, just my stupid cat again.|
Listen, call me later!
|0x632a:||THE DAY IS NECESSARY,|
EVERY NOW AND THEN, FOR
SOULS TO MOVE ON. GIVIN'
LIFE BACK AGAIN...
|0x6385:||Hello. Oh what's up Gillian?|
|0x63a3:||I just realized! Your "cat",|
Kiwi! You said she's over 50
|0x63f3:||How's her physical condition?|
|0x6411:||Oh, Kiwi's in great shape. Never|
better. Damned strong cat!
|0x644f:||What about her behavior? Does|
she go out much?
|0x647e:||Very rarely, but sometimes she|
goes out at night, why?
|0x64b5:||Any strange smells?|
|0x64c9:||Well, yeah. Kinda rotten-ish. So|
we give her baths alot. She's got
some kind of chronic skin
|0x6534:||Get out of the house now!!!|
That's no cat. It's a
|0x6573:||Gillian, you're tripping! It's my|
Kiwi-chan. I...Kiwi, no!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHH! My eyes!!!
Dear God in Heaven, My Eyes!!!
She's taken my eyes!
|0x65fe:||Rrrooaarr! (Out vile jelly!)|
|0x661b:||Kiwi, drop that!!! Kiwi, no!|
Mommy loves you!!!
|0x6659:||We'd better get over there|
|0x667b:||Sorry, Gillian. This game is not|
programmed for that scene! We
will have to forget about it and
pretend that nothing happened.
|0x66fb:||O.K. Metal. Sounds good to me.|
Who ever heard of "Pussy
|0x6748:||I'm now in Honolulu for the|
marathon. Please leave a
|0x6787:||Hi. This is Mr. Inamura, the|
sub-programmer. I used to
breed cancer cells before I
|0x67f2:||I also worked on the demo scene|
for the Genesis game,
Castlevania Bloodlines. Give it a
|0x6851:||Hello. This is the Neo Kobe City|
|0x688e:||Gillian, you shoudn't call if you|
have no reason.
|0x68c0:||Gillian, you have no business|
calling them for no reason!
|0x6903:||Is something wrong?|
|0x6917:||I'm breaking the connection.|
|0x6934:||This is SNATCHER 911.|
|0x694a:||...This phone call is automatically|
|0x6978:||Please clearly explain your|
situation in 30 seconds or less.
|0x69b5:||The computer in Junker HQ will|
process and respond urgently to
|0x6a04:||Please speak in a calm, clear|
|0x6a29:||O.K. Go ahead.|
|0x6a39:||...Understood and recorded.|
|0x6a55:||Konami R&D Information... May I|
|0x6a80:||I'll tell you some top-secret|
information that nobody else
|0x6ac2:||It took a long time, but|
"Sparkster" for Genesis and
SNES has been completed.
|0x6b10:||Also, that cool cartoon,|
Animaniacs is now coming to on
Genesis and SNES.
|0x6b5a:||And don't forget about "Biker|
Mice from Mars" on SNES.
|0x6b91:||You'll also want to see our "Tiny|
Toons Sports" games for Genesis
|0x6bdd:||We're anxiously awaiting your|
|0x6c08:||Well, good-bye for now.|
|0x6c20:||Hi, this is Vangie.|
|0x6c34:||Hi Vangie, I'm, I'm Ian Gillseed.|
|0x6c56:||How can I help you?|
|0x6c6a:||Huh? Isn't this the Loveline?|
|0x6c88:||Yes it is.|
|0x6c93:||Well then, aren't you going to|
say some provocative come-ons or
some semi-lewd half-references?
|0x6cf3:||Well, normally I would, however|
the political climate in the World
is just not conducive to that sort
of thing right now. People would
|0x6d86:||What people, what are you talking|
about? It's just the two of us
here. Who would know?
|0x6dde:||Oh don't be so naive. Everyone|
is watching everything we do and
|0x6e32:||No, I'm serious. They're|
listening and watching and
judging. Haven't you noticed
that whenever we talk about sex,
we're restricted to making vague
double-entendres and bland
|0x6eed:||Nobody is controlling what I say!|
|0x6f0f:||Oh yeah? Then tell me why you|
called. What do you want to do
|0x6f54:||Well, I want to, I want to, "get|
to know you better", if you know
what I mean.
|0x6fa3:||No, I don't know what you mean,|
tell me clearly.
|0x6fd4:||I'd like to get closer to you,|
much closer! Nod, wink, nudge,
nudge. Know what I mean?
|0x702c:||I have no idea.|
|0x703c:||I want to re-align your tires,|
Boot your disk, grease your
|0x7086:||You see? Its true. Now do you|
believe me? Your being
controlled. You have no freedom.
|0x70de:||My god, it's true. But they can't|
do this. I'm an adult, I pay my
taxes. I have rights.
|0x7139:||Tell it to the Senate, cry-baby!|
In the meantime, it looks like
you'll have to bait your own hook.
Good-bye!. (Hangs Up)
|0x71b3:||CENSORED! As far as I'm|
concerned, all those politicians
can just CENSORED CENSORED
CENSORED anytime they like!
|0x7227:||There is too much interference.|
I can't transmit.
|0x7259:||Too many tall buildings in the|
|0x727e:||There is too much electrical|
interference. I can't call from
|0x72c2:||In Neo Kobe, even electric waves|
|0x72f2:||The electrical waves are still|
unsecure. We cannot call from
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