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0x3800: | CONVERSATION |
0x380d: | LOVE |
0x3812: | Hello...? |
0x381c: | A...Ahem... This is investigator Seed. |
0x3844: | Investigator?! |
0x3853: | It's about your father. |
0x386b: | ............ |
0x3878: | He wants to come home. If you leave him where he is, I don't think he'll be around much longer. |
0x38d9: | ............ |
0x38e6: | Are you listening to what I'm saying?! |
0x390d: | Ye..Yes........ |
0x391d: | This is your own father I'm talking about! |
0x3948: | Is he...Is he doing all right? |
0x3967: | No he's not. As a matter of fact, he looks ill. |
0x3998: | ...Is that...is that so? |
0x39b1: | I'm sure you two must have had some problems, but he's still your father, right? |
0x3a02: | .............. |
0x3a11: | Thank you for taking the trouble of informing me of the situation, investigator. |
0x3a62: | Despite how poorly you've treated him, your father still calls out your name everyday. |
0x3ab9: | Really?!...Pop does that? |
0x3ad3: | ........... |
0x3adf: | Forgive me...Pop. Please forgive me! |
0x3b05: | Where?! Where is he? |
0x3b1a: | He's in the South Itayado area of the SN district. Go and take him home. |
0x3b64: | Yes. I will! I'm leaving right now... |
0x3b8b: | I can't thank you enough... |
0x3ba7: | Thank me by taking good care of your dad this time. |
0x3bdb: | You did a good thing, Gillian. |
0x3bfa: | (RECORDED MESSAGE): |
0x3c0e: | Hi! I'm Stella the Stegasaur. |
Thanks for calling! Will you be my friend? | |
0x3c57: | Hi! I'm Stella the Stegasaur. |
Thanks for calling me! I'm so happy...! | |
0x3c9d: | Hi! My name is Stella the Stegasaur and I think I like you! |
Thanks for calling me and don't forget to tell your friends to call too! | |
0x3d22: | Hi. I'm Christy. What's your name, honey? |
0x3d4e: | Hi Christy, I'm Gillian. |
0x3d67: | Hi. I'm Christy. What's your name, honey? |
0x3d93: | Er... Um... John. |
0x3da7: | John what? |
0x3db2: | Ummm...John Do..Do..Doberman. |
0x3dd0: | That's an interesting name. What is it? |
0x3df8: | (mumbles)... fictional... |
0x3e13: | What did you say? |
0x3e25: | I, I, I said its... Phoenician. |
0x3e46: | Oh come on. What's your real name? |
0x3e6a: | It's Gillian. |
0x3e78: | Oh Yeah?!? How did ya finally get off that island? |
0x3eab: | No, I said Gillian! |
0x3ebf: | I'm just teasing ya honey. So what did ya call for? |
0x3ef4: | So, you're interested in "Love", huh? |
0x3f1a: | Yeah, that's right. Very interested, if you know what I mean. |
0x3f59: | Oh yeah. I know what you mean. You want "LOVE", don't you? |
0x3f95: | YEAH, YEAH. LOVE, LOVE. Do you know where I can get some? |
0x3fd1: | Sure, baby, I know where you can get some. The question is how bad do you want it? |
0x4025: | I want it real bad. |
0x4039: | How bad is bad? |
0x4049: | Let me put it this way. If I was a cat, I'd be cleaning myself. |
0x408a: | O.K., I get it. Anyway, if you want the real thing, I'll give you another number to call, o.k.? |
0x40eb: | Yeah, O.k. And I can get the kind of Love I'm looking for there? |
0x412d: | Oh yes. You'll never feel so loved. The number is 39-6004. |
0x416a: | Oh come on little buddy, you know you didn't call for a conversation. You should at least be honest with yourself. |
0x41de: | Well...I suppose you're right about that. |
0x4208: | Sure I am. If you aren't honest with yourself, you'll lose touch with reality. |
0x4258: | Wow. That's truly profound. By the way, what do you look like? What are you wearing? |
0x42af: | What would you say if I told you I was 5'10" with long straight blonde hair, and my measurements were 38-24-36. |
0x431f: | I'd probably say something like "shwinggg!" |
0x434b: | And what if I told you I was wearing a black leather teddy and thigh-high boots? |
0x439c: | If that were the case, I'd probably say "gulp" or something similar. |
0x43e1: | And if you said that, I'd probably counter with "Oooh, I wish you were here with me now. I'm sooo lonely!" or some derivation thereof. |
0x4468: | Is that right? |
0x4477: | But, that wouldn't be very honest. |
0x449a: | What do you mean? You're not a beautiful sexy blonde? |
0x44d0: | Oh sure I am. I'm more beautiful and sexier than you can imagine! |
0x4513: | Then what do you mean about not being honest? |
0x4541: | I mean that I would rather perform toenail surgery on myself than be alone with you. |
0x4596: | oh... |
0x459c: | I'm so glad we had this conversation. It sounded like you needed to take a reality check. Bye now, and better luck with Mary Ann. (Hangs Up) |
0x462b: | Toenail surgery?!? |
0x463e: | Damn! ...I've been had! |
0x4656: | You were deceived? Women will do that if you give them the chance. |
0x4699: | Phooey! on them! |
0x46aa: | It was just a "Stella the Stegasaur" talk line. Do you derive some perverse pleasure out of listening to it? |
0x4718: | N...No. It's not like that! I just... |
0x473f: | STELLA!!! |
0x4749: | Isn't that from a movie or something? |
0x476f: | Well, yes. As a matter of fact... |
0x4792: | For some reason, I've sort of grown attached to this 'Stella'. |
0x47d1: | Gillian, I didn't realize you were into that 'weird' stuff! |
0x480d: | I like you too Stella!... Stella!!! |
0x4831: | Gillian, there is something deeply twisted about you. |
0x4867: | Today's Neo Kobe weather forecast. Today will be clear due to a high-pressure system moving in from the south. |
0x48d7: | But, the National Observatorium has reported that the hole in the ozone layer continues to increase in size. |
0x4944: | They recommend that if you're going out of the house, you should liberally apply a thick coating of "Anti-UV" sunscreen. |
0x49bd: | Clear day, huh? |
0x49cd: | The weather is our ally. The increase in Ultra-Violet rays will limit their movement. |
0x4a24: | We should continue the investigation while this weather holds. |
0x4a63: | Neo Kobe weather for the day will be as follows... |
0x4a96: | Acid rain will fall sometime during the morning hours, clearing up by the afternoon. |
0x4aeb: | Finally it looks like the weather is gonna improve. |
0x4b1f: | It appears so. |
0x4b2e: | Tomorrow's Neo Kobe weather will be as follows... |
0x4b60: | Radioactive 'heavy rain' will continue to fall throughout the day, making things a little gloomy. And in some areas, we have a SNOW-9 warning in effect. |
0x4bfa: | Rain, huh? It really gives me the blues! |
0x4c23: | Neo Kobe has an abundance of rainfall this time of the year. |
0x4c60: | Rain again!? When is it ever gonna clear up? |
0x4c8d: | This is the Neo Kobe Fire Department emergency line... |
0x4cc4: | Please report the type of emergency, status, location and damage. |
This call will be automatically recorded, so please speak in a calm, quiet voice. | |
0x4d58: | Its very wrong to make a prank call to the fire department. |
0x4d94: | Gillian, don't call the Fire Department if you have no reason to. |
0x4dd6: | This is Miss Hayasaka at Konami. Thanks for your continued support. |
0x4e1a: | Finally, Konami's famous "SNATCHER" will be released worldwide. We're so happy that Konami fans and fanatics will now be able to play this game. |
0x4eac: | Although the characters in this game are all fictitious, after playing the game, I really felt that I knew the characters as real people. Also, this is the first game I've ever played that continually gave me strong feelings, just like watching a great movie. |
0x4fb1: | Gillian Seed, a man without memories, the romance of all the beautiful women around him. Also, that enigmatic Bounty Hunter, Random Hajile. And who could ever forget Gillian's sidekick, Metal Gear mk II... |
0x5080: | I felt sad when things went bad for the characters, and I also learned many things about love and friendship. |
0x50ee: | I'm sure everyone has seen a movie, read a book, or heard music that stays with you and that you never forget. "SNATCHER" is that type of work. I hope it is for you too. |
0x5199: | I'm very grateful that I was able to meet all of you in this game and I want to continue helping to bring you exciting and moving software, so keep rooting for us. |
0x523d: | Thanks again for calling. |
0x5257: | Just to thank you for calling all the time, I'm going to let you in on some super-secret information. |
0x52bd: | I'm going to tell you the videophone number of Konami HQ's R&D Information. |
0x5309: | It's 078-0000573. |
0x531d: | Once again, thanks for calling. I'll tell you one more secret. |
0x535c: | The R&D staff data is all available on Jordan. |
0x538b: | You can even find out all about me! |
0x53af: | Bye Bye now! |
0x53bc: | ...Hello, this is Mitsuhiro Togo. |
0x53de: | Hi, this is Mitsuhiro Togo. I've just stepped out to the 7-11. If you want, please leave a message and I'll get back to you. |
0x545d: | Hi this is Mitsuhiro Togo. I've just gonre out to 7-11 to pick up a stuffed bean burrito. Please leave a message. |
0x54d1: | Hi, nice to meet you. My family is made up of my daughter and my extremely tough wife, who also serves as our bodyguard. |
0x554b: | My hobby is constructing IBM-PC AT compatible hardware. Our personal computer is hooked up to a network, but is not open to the public. |
0x55d4: | I am an expert in MS-DOS and Windows, so if you have any questions, please ask. |
0x5624: | Well...talk to you later. Bye! |
0x5644: | Hey! What are you doing, hanging up like that!? |
0x5674: | He seems to be rather self-centered. |
0x5699: | Ever since that jerk got married, he never goes out anymore. |
0x56d6: | He's out huh....I thought we could play some Mahjong...! |
0x570f: | Gillian, You don't have time for Mahjong, do you? We're working on a case. |
0x575a: | Oh yeah, well excuuuuse me! |
0x5776: | That guy practically lives at 7-11! |
0x579a: | If he has any free time at all, he's always at 7-11 or the bookstore! |
0x57e0: | Hello, this is Nakamura... huh? You're asking me if I want to buy some "Junker's Rush"? |
0x5839: | What the hell are you saying?! |
0x5858: | It's adrenaline gum. You chew it and get an energy burst. Wanna try some tonight? |
0x58ac: | Gillian!! What ARE you doing? |
0x58ca: | No, hey. I just want some pocket money... |
0x58f5: | What are you talking about? You can't sell that?! |
0x5927: | O.K. Hey, Nakamura? You need some Blaster bullets? |
0x595b: | Gillian, you had better straighten up and fly right! |
0x5990: | I can't believe you're trying to sell me that stuff! Get the hell off my videophone now! |
0x59e9: | Hi, this is Nakamura. What?! You again?!.. Don't call again! |
0x5a28: | ........ |
0x5a31: | This is a message for all of you who bought Lethal Enforcers. |
I LOVE YOU!!! This game is also Justifier-compatible, so have fun! | |
0x5ab4: | I will continue trying to make software that will move you, surprise you, delight and amaze you! |
0x5b15: | I THINK I SMELL A RAT IN MY HOUSE, BABY I BELIEVE HE'S GOT JUST TWO LEGS, YEAH! |
0x5b65: | Chie, would you turn that down, please. |
0x5b8d: | O.K.... |
0x5b95: | Moshi Moshi. Burausuteen desu. |
0x5bb5: | Huh? What? |
0x5bc0: | Oh...Hello? You speak English? |
0x5bdf: | No. I live in Japan. I speak Japanese. What language was that? |
0x5c21: | That WAS Japanese. |
0x5c34: | I don't get it! |
0x5c44: | Well, technically, you're speaking Japanese in the world of the game, but it's translated into English so that everyone can understand you. |
0x5cd0: | I don't have any idea what the hell you're talking about! By the way, was that Buddy Guy? |
0x5d2a: | Yeah, that's right. You're into Buddy too, huh? Y'know Gillian, you're a lucky guy. You get to do all these exciting things, surrounded by beautiful women who flirt with you constantly. |
0x5de6: | Yeah well, you know how it is. Some people got it... |
0x5e1b: | And all I do is sit in front of this terminal writing funny, sexy stuff for you to do! Ow! Kiwi! Don't bite! There, take that! |
0x5e9a: | Rrrreeeoooowww! |
0x5eaa: | Hah. That'll teach you! |
0x5ec3: | Don't hurt her! It's amazing she's survived this long! |
0x5efa: | I'll say! She should be dead! She's over 55 years old! By the way, she's not the hurt one. Look, I'm bleeding! |
0x5f69: | Oooohhh! That's a bad one! Yes, it is strange that she's lived this long. I guess it's her positive mental outlook. |
0x5fde: | Look, sorry, I gotta run now. I'm conducting an investigation. |
0x601d: | Yeah well, I know how it turns out. |
0x6041: | Huh? What? |
0x604c: | Forget it! Good luck, Junker! |
0x606a: | REALLY DON'T MIND IF YOU SIT THIS ONE OUT... |
0x6097: | Hello. Oh hold on a minute, o.k.? |
0x60ba: | Sorry about that...Hello? |
0x60d4: | Who is this? |
0x60e1: | I don't know, you called me. |
0x60fe: | Listen, this is Gillian Seed from the Junker Agency. Who is this? |
0x6141: | It's Gillian Seed from the Junker Agency. That's what you just told me. |
0x618a: | Hmmmmpphhh! What number is this? |
0x61ab: | How many guesses? |
0x61bd: | Dddoooo! Listen here, I want to talk to Jeremy. |
0x61ed: | Well why didn't you say so? |
0x6209: | Why you...! |
0x6215: | Who are you? Why are you harassing my wife? Oh, it's you Gillian? What do you want? |
0x6269: | Do you still have my copy of "Crest of a Knave"? |
0x629a: | Uh yeah, but...Ouch! Hey you little monster! Get out of there! Yoowww! Kiwi!!! |
0x62e9: | You O.K.? |
0x62f3: | Yeah, just my stupid cat again. Listen, call me later! |
0x632a: | THE DAY IS NECESSARY, EVERY NOW AND THEN, FOR SOULS TO MOVE ON. GIVIN' LIFE BACK AGAIN... |
0x6385: | Hello. Oh what's up Gillian? |
0x63a3: | I just realized! Your "cat", Kiwi! You said she's over 50 years old?! |
0x63e9: | Yeah, so? |
0x63f3: | How's her physical condition? |
0x6411: | Oh, Kiwi's in great shape. Never better. Damned strong cat! |
0x644f: | What about her behavior? Does she go out much? |
0x647e: | Very rarely, but sometimes she goes out at night, why? |
0x64b5: | Any strange smells? |
0x64c9: | Well, yeah. Kinda rotten-ish. So we give her baths alot. She's got some kind of chronic skin problem... |
0x6534: | Get out of the house now!!! That's no cat. It's a SNATCHER!!! |
0x6573: | Gillian, you're tripping! It's my Kiwi-chan. I...Kiwi, no!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH! My eyes!!! Dear God in Heaven, My Eyes!!! She's taken my eyes! |
0x65fe: | Rrrooaarr! (Out vile jelly!) |
0x661b: | Kiwi, drop that!!! Kiwi, no! Mommy loves you!!! EEEHHHH!..... |
0x6659: | We'd better get over there Metal! |
0x667b: | Sorry, Gillian. This game is not programmed for that scene! We will have to forget about it and pretend that nothing happened. |
0x66fb: | O.K. Metal. Sounds good to me. Who ever heard of "Pussy SNATCHERS" anyway? |
0x6748: | I'm now in Honolulu for the marathon. Please leave a message. |
0x6787: | Hi. This is Mr. Inamura, the sub-programmer. I used to breed cancer cells before I started programming. |
0x67f2: | I also worked on the demo scene for the Genesis game, Castlevania Bloodlines. Give it a play! |
0x6851: | Hello. This is the Neo Kobe City Police Department... |
0x6888: | Whoa! |
0x688e: | Gillian, you shoudn't call if you have no reason. |
0x68c0: | Gillian, you have no business calling them for no reason! |
0x68fa: | Hello... |
0x6903: | Is something wrong? |
0x6917: | I'm breaking the connection. |
0x6934: | This is SNATCHER 911. |
0x694a: | ...This phone call is automatically recorded. |
0x6978: | Please clearly explain your situation in 30 seconds or less. |
0x69b5: | The computer in Junker HQ will process and respond urgently to your situation. |
0x6a04: | Please speak in a calm, clear voice. |
0x6a29: | O.K. Go ahead. |
0x6a39: | ...Understood and recorded. |
0x6a55: | Konami R&D Information... May I help you? |
0x6a80: | I'll tell you some top-secret information that nobody else knows. |
0x6ac2: | It took a long time, but "Sparkster" for Genesis and SNES has been completed. |
0x6b10: | Also, that cool cartoon, Animaniacs is now coming to on Genesis and SNES. |
0x6b5a: | And don't forget about "Biker Mice from Mars" on SNES. |
0x6b91: | You'll also want to see our "Tiny Toons Sports" games for Genesis and SNES. |
0x6bdd: | We're anxiously awaiting your fan letters! |
0x6c08: | Well, good-bye for now. |
0x6c20: | Hi, this is Vangie. |
0x6c34: | Hi Vangie, I'm, I'm Ian Gillseed. |
0x6c56: | How can I help you? |
0x6c6a: | Huh? Isn't this the Loveline? |
0x6c88: | Yes it is. |
0x6c93: | Well then, aren't you going to say some provocative come-ons or some semi-lewd half-references? |
0x6cf3: | Well, normally I would, however the political climate in the World is just not conducive to that sort of thing right now. People would get angry. |
0x6d86: | What people, what are you talking about? It's just the two of us here. Who would know? |
0x6dde: | Oh don't be so naive. Everyone is watching everything we do and say. |
0x6e24: | You're crazy. |
0x6e32: | No, I'm serious. They're listening and watching and judging. Haven't you noticed that whenever we talk about sex, we're restricted to making vague double-entendres and bland allusions. |
0x6eed: | Nobody is controlling what I say! |
0x6f0f: | Oh yeah? Then tell me why you called. What do you want to do to me? |
0x6f54: | Well, I want to, I want to, "get to know you better", if you know what I mean. |
0x6fa3: | No, I don't know what you mean, tell me clearly. |
0x6fd4: | I'd like to get closer to you, much closer! Nod, wink, nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? |
0x702c: | I have no idea. |
0x703c: | I want to re-align your tires, Boot your disk, grease your baking dish... |
0x7086: | You see? Its true. Now do you believe me? Your being controlled. You have no freedom. |
0x70de: | My god, it's true. But they can't do this. I'm an adult, I pay my taxes. I have rights. |
0x7139: | Tell it to the Senate, cry-baby! In the meantime, it looks like you'll have to bait your own hook. Good-bye!. (Hangs Up) |
0x71b3: | CENSORED! As far as I'm concerned, all those politicians can just CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED anytime they like! |
0x7227: | There is too much interference. I can't transmit. |
0x7259: | Too many tall buildings in the area. |
0x727e: | There is too much electrical interference. I can't call from here. |
0x72c2: | In Neo Kobe, even electric waves are unsafe...! |
0x72f2: | The electrical waves are still unsecure. We cannot call from here. |
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